I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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