ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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