You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's blow job season.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
