I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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