so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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