I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my being single is dangerous.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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