I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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