that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Couch. On fire.
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