and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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