yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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