U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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