I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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