I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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