Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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