Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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