If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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