some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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