I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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