he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
