I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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