That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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