If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Is it because I queefed?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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