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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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