Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think a kid would responsible me up
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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