My girlfriend figured out who you are.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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