Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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