9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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