His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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