Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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