Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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