yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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