belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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