if you like me you must not know who I am
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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