Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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