i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
