I cockslap morals
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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