no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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