Can Purell be used as lube?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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