thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
love makes seman taste better
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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