my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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