Soap is not a condiment
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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