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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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