i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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