You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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