Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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