Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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