so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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