why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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