Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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