question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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