Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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