and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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